A Summary of Marvel Movies
and then there’s The Amazing Spider-Man 2
why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’
and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr
Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter
Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself
Did you recognize the master before the doctor did
Did you save all of humanity’s ass from the master by spreading the story of the doctor?
Then why don’t you stop being a little bitch about Martha Jones being a useless unneeded character
So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
[911 operator on the phone] Sir, could you tell me what happened?
Bucky: He’s not— He’s not breathing. Oh God, Steve, don’t do this to me. Don’t leave me. Please. Steve!
[911 operator] Sir, I need you to calm down.
Bucky: He’s not breathing.
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imagine going into work and being told “Today I need you take this glowing ball on a stick and whack Jensen Ackles in the face with it”